a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”
oKAY SO MY FRIEND AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT MY CRUSH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND WALKED PASS BY US
i’m not even shitting you i literally thought egypt was just sand and pyramids and mummies
Zayn Malik → Teenage Dirtbag, Louisville. (16/6/13) [x]
